SOTU Drinking Game, Courtesy Wonkette

Wonkette (now run by guys) gives us a great drinking game for tonight's State of the Union Address (in case you're not watching the last two new episodes of Desparate Housewives off the DVR like will probably be happening in Jonworld Central).

Anyway, Wonkette advises, "Sure, 2 drinks for every mention of “God” will get you loaded — but where’s the sport? We thought we’d add a couple variations:
Every time Bush mentions Iran: 1 drink
Hamas: 1 drink
North Korea: 1 drink
Bush begins a sentence with “British Intelligence…”: Drink an entire bottle of whatever you were drinking three years ago, throw it at the TV"

Bottoms up...

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