Five for Friday, Vol. 6: Late Rejected Edition

OK, so I was out moving last week and missed the list. But I did think about it. So here are my five rejected ideas for the Five list.

1. Things You Don't Want to Hear While Moving - That sounded fragile.... Help, I'm dropping this glass table top!...These electric outlets don't work. ... You threw what out?!? ...Your buyer's money hasn't gone through yet. Stop moving!
2. Things You Hear at 5-yr old League Soccer Games - THE OTHER WAY!!!
3. Five Recent iTunes Purhcases - Foo Fighters, "DOA"; INXS, "Pretty Vegas"; System of a Down, "Hypnotize"; Avenged Sevenfold, "Bat Country"; and Marty Casey, "Trees"
4. Five Favorite Places JP Has Lived - Sherwood, Fayetteville, Malvern, Berryville and rural Pulaski County. (Not making the list: Green Forest...that was a long two months...as Lou Holtz famously said, "it's not the end of the world - but you can see it from there." ...just too small for my tastes.)
5. Five Funniest Guys on the Planet at the Moment - Jon Stewart, Vince Vaughn, Will Ferrell (Chevy Chase: The Next Generation?), Jerry Seinfeld (absence - and syndication - makes the heart grow fonder) and Jason Lee's "Earl"

So sayeth the JP...